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Oh Gay Cupid!

Autostraddle’s OkCupid collection. We become lots of concerns on Formspring relating to online dating, so we ultimately got a bunch of individuals together to generally share it.


While OkCupid is not really the only online dating site for queers, and possibly isn’t perhaps the greatest, it will be seemingly the only we utilize usually. We are going to end up being speaking about things OkC, such as conference buddies, basic dates, pages, fuck-ups, letdowns plus. Even though itis the ‘OkCupid Series,’ the advice offered contained in this series can potentially be reproduced to your online dating service.

Oh Gay Cupid! drawings by
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Twenty-One Signs The OK Cupid Date Is Not Going Really

(As Taken From Living)

How come this shit usually affect me?

1. “Oh my personal Jesus, do you wish to see the staph disease to my crotch?”

2. she’sn’t upset that American woman Doll Samantha is retired.

3. You fulfill her mommy and cousin in the 1st two hours.

4. [In bed] “Wow… two girls during sex… it is simply a lot of men’s fantasies.”

5. A bird poops on your head.

6. “i favor AfterEllen.”

7. “So… are you currently purchasing this or exactly what?”

8. You need to phone Rachel to select you up because your time wont allow you to keep.

9. “Oh goodness i am hoping you’re not a movie theater person.”

10. “My time before now stated…”

11. she actually is only returned from a month-long european holiday that she continued with one ex and remained with another ex.

12. “Aren’t we some outdated for Harry Potter?”

13. “i believe our very own commitment doesn’t necessarily should be super intimate. It can be a deeply passionate connection for the brain.”

14. Both of you stare alone during the menu for more than 20 minutes.

15. “It Isn’t Really that I Love this lady a lot better than you…”

16. “I really don’t typically tell men and women i am gay because I do not would like them to consider I’m a feminist” [eye roll].

17. She available’s her budget to pay for the bill and there is nonetheless a photo of the lady and her ex collectively inside.

18. They decline a ride house during a snowstorm.

19. “I don’t actually study, you know?”

20. [Post-kiss] “Sorry i recently you shouldn’t feel any such thing.”

21. “don’t be concerned, in case the anus ever prolapses I’ll put it back for your family.”

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